"Dingo" Dave's rants and raves

OK, so I've got the latest and greatest tissues from a major company, and went to wipe some tears out of my eyes... (The reason was I poked myself in the eye! )

Lo and behold, the tears were just smeared across my cheek instead of being absorbed by the tissue like they should be!

After a little time, I was able to see clearly,  and looked at the bottom of the box at the "ingredients"... Hmmm lotion contains... (drumroll) PARAFFIN! What idiot decided that the lotion in the tissue was supposed to WATERPROOF the damn tissues???

Here's a case of the hype not telling the whole truth! Besides the paraffin, the lotion in the tissues also have ALCOHOL! Yeah, that sounds like something I want to wipe my eyes with!!!

Come on K*******, get your research assistants off your laps, and THINK about the product and how it's supposed to be used! You can make it soft enough without waxing the damn tissues and including a painful (in the eyes) ingredient!

Am I the only one who looks at the box???